There's just something about an inexplicable bronze hippo that's hard to forget. I hadn't even noticed that the Red River Hog was... defecating, but now that you've mentioned it, it's sort of distracting. It does look like a wizard in disguise, though. (And 'Red River Hog' sounds like a blues song.)

It's a pretty username and deserves to be used everywhere. And I don't mind if you friend me. I try to gather up as many friends as possible so I can reassure my mother that I'm "popular on the internet." Do you mind if I friend you?